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  <title>For always and for always, I pray remember me</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:30:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Torchwood</title>
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  <description>So, watched the Torchwood thing. Admittedly it was a lot better than the two episodes of the first season that I watched. On the other hand, still has the ridiculous fixation on the idea that melodrama and deus ex machina make for good story.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:50:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>In trying to talk about sheep for a while there are numerous problems I might have to face</title>
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  <description>I wrote a song about sheep whilst on the bus back yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sheep is a hardy remarkable creature&lt;br /&gt;It lives on the mountain where nothing else grows&lt;br /&gt;But give it a lawn and some grass for to munch on&lt;br /&gt;And watch as its health and its happiness grows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t recommend keeping sheep in your house&lt;br /&gt;Or letting one loose on your manicured lawn&lt;br /&gt;For you may come home to find poos in the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;And all of your grass most haphazardly shorn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a sheep it is not an inside sort of pet&lt;br /&gt;It is perfectly happy outside in a field&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s not terribly bothered about getting wet&lt;br /&gt;But still, give it a shelter beneath which to shield&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sheep it is known as a most wooly creature&lt;br /&gt;It gets rather warm in the summery time&lt;br /&gt;So get you some shears of electrical nature&lt;br /&gt;To shave it all off, and you&apos;ll both be just fine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sheep will be glad that it isn&apos;t too hot&lt;br /&gt;And you can sell the wool for a reasonable fee&lt;br /&gt;Or spin it and knit it all into a jumper&lt;br /&gt;A comfort for you (but too itchy for me)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erm... there were a few other verses, I think, but I forgot them.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 22:02:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>And every stop is neatly planned</title>
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  <description>Rose appears to be trapped in Birmingham New Street train station. One of these situations where having a car would probably come in handy. Hopefully her stepmother may be springing to the rescue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, I continue to play the field with programming languages, getting excited over Scala. Sadly, the languages I find myself getting excited about are never the ones people want to pay me to play with, and I&apos;m useless at thinking of my own projects to carry out.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 08:45:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>John the wood went out one day</title>
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  <description>For some reason they seem to have given me two dreamwidth invite codes. If you want them, let me know.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 18:15:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Meme from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_teh_elb&apos; lj:user=&apos;teh_elb&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://teh-elb.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://teh-elb.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;teh_elb&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: a quiz answered in song titles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pick your artist: Jethro Tull&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you male or female: Journeyman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Describe yourself: Thick as a brick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How do you feel about yourself: Just trying to be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Describe where you currently live: Made in England&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Skating away on the thin ice of a new day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your favorite form of transportation: Trains&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your best friend is: Living in these hard times&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your favorite color is: Velvet Green&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s the weather like: Sunshine Day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favorite time of the day: Fire at Midnight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: The Third Hoorah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is life to you: A Passion Play&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is the best advice you have to give: To be Sad is a Mad way to be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you could change your name, what would it be: The Whistler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your favorite food is: Cheerio&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thought for the day: ...And the Mouse Police never sleeps&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How I would like to die: Bungle in the Jungle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My soul&apos;s present condition: Batteries Not Included&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The faults I can bear: Cross-eyed Mary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My motto: Lick your Fingers Clean&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:11:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Ode to a Goldfish</title>
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  <description>For National Poetry Month:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh brave little goldfish,&lt;br /&gt;Thou gallant and bold fish,&lt;br /&gt;To circle all day in that water, so cold, fish?&lt;br /&gt;Do you not get tired?&lt;br /&gt;Do you not get bored?&lt;br /&gt;To tarry so hard but with naught as reward.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love thee, my goldfish,&lt;br /&gt;So please, do not scold, fish,&lt;br /&gt;When I pledge my love, for to have and to hold, fish.&lt;br /&gt;I gift you this poem,&lt;br /&gt;My heart to contain.&lt;br /&gt;For in minutes, I know, you&apos;ll forget me again.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:11:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LJ Friends graphs</title>
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  <description>Via &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_emily_shore&apos; lj:user=&apos;emily_shore&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://emily-shore.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://emily-shore.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;emily_shore&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_foxfirefey&apos; lj:user=&apos;foxfirefey&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://foxfirefey.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://foxfirefey.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;foxfirefey&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; has made a very cool tool that produces graphs of your friends network. I&apos;ve got this running, so if anybody would like one made, let me know.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:26:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>April Fools Day</title>
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  <description>There have been some quite good April Fools stories up on Slashdot.org today - though I think what&apos;s even more striking is how many of the real stories look like they&apos;re fake:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeast-Powered Fuel Cell Feeds On Human Blood&lt;br /&gt;Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring&lt;br /&gt;Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet&lt;br /&gt;Volunteers Simulate Mission To Mars (an exerpt: Six volunteers have climbed into a small metal capsule in Moscow as part of a three-month experiment meant to simulate a voyage to Mars. The crew — a German engineer, a French airline pilot, and four Russians — will spend the next 105 days living in a minimally furnished facility erected in a hangar on the outskirts of the Russian capital. [...] Scientists will keep a constant vigil on the team via cameras erected in each of the facility&apos;s three modules. Those who survive more than 100 days will earn a $20,000 reward.)&lt;br /&gt;NASA In Colbert Conundrum Over Space Station&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were more I was going to post, but then I realised they were April Fools jokes... :-(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Interview With the Author of &quot;Mastering Cat&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To those interested, a follow up to &lt;a href=&quot;http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149&quot;&gt;rfc1149&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc5514.txt&quot;&gt;rfc5514&lt;/a&gt; gives a method for IPv6 over social networking. I now want to go and find the named facebook app (it&apos;s not going to exist, is it?).</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:13:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Watchmen</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, have just watched Watchmen. Hard to formulate what exactly my opinions are, really. On the one hand, it was really quite excellent. On the other, I think that both my enjoyment and the percentage of the film I was able to watch would have been substantially increased had the level of violence dropped to about 30% of the level in the film. By the end I was just turning away during most of the scenes involving Rorshach (and a good number of the others). The rape scene left me feeling really quite shaken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t have a problem with violence in films per se - I will vigorously defend that in Pan&apos;s labyrinth as absolutely necessary for the film, but I do dislike gratuitous violence, and it seemed to me that whilst this film could never have been done in the style of X-men, say, there was slightly too much focus on really making me want to hide behind something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Usually this would put me off completely, but then there really aren&apos;t that many films that I actually like - as opposed to just saying &apos;meh&apos; - that to come out of this still with a feeling of &apos;that was quite excellent&apos; in spite of the violence tends to indicate that it&apos;s worth overlooking the violence to an extent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The conclusion was very satisfying, which pleased me a lot, and I thought the score worked very well also. Even to the extent that I found the Jimi Hendrix appropriate, whereas I usually find his music incredibly tedious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I didn&apos;t notice the blue penis, until about half-way through when I remembered that people had talked about it and looked for it. Can one analyse its period of oscillation to demonstrate that they weren&apos;t on Mars? I did somewhat expect to see it erect after the conversation when Manhattan waxes lyrical about Laurie and how she came to be, as a symbol of his humanity/lack thereof (probably both, I suppose, given the nature of that scene), but then I think you&apos;re still not allowed to show an erect penis in an 18. Or maybe that was never something they wanted to suggest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure if I would recommend or not. Suspect I err to the yes, just on the fact that I think it is the best superhero film I&apos;ve seen. Though if you don&apos;t like violence, probably not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ETA: Link stolen from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_tektotheriggen&apos; lj:user=&apos;tektotheriggen&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=tektotheriggen&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=tektotheriggen&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;tektotheriggen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - a recording from an aborted attempt at a Watchmen cartoon in the 1980s...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:33:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LLVMDC</title>
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  <description>Watching a couple of compiler writers giving a talk on their subject to a very small audience is very sweet. I think they might be worse than mathematicians. I want to give them a hug.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:43:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Thoughts thought upon tracking a breadmaker</title>
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  <description>Whilst tracking my breadmaker (which departed Glenrothes at 11:57 this morning) it occurred to me: they should have little cameras in the delivery trucks, so not only can we follow the progress with little status messages, we can actually follow the progress directly (also with GPS feed). Get annoyed with traffic jams and bad weather! Now, it&apos;s not just a purchase, it&apos;s an adventure! Like those things on Sesame street where they would interview the loaf of bread, but for real. If ever there was something to stimulate the economy, this is surely it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:55:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>When the blacksmith courted me, when he tore away my love</title>
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  <description>List of books via &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_deepbluemermaid&apos; lj:user=&apos;deepbluemermaid&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;deepbluemermaid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;- highlight ones read, undeline ones loved (this was specified as opposed to merely liked) and italicise those which you intend to read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &lt;b&gt;Pride and Prejudice &amp;ndash; Jane Austen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Lord of the Rings &amp;ndash; JRR Tolkien&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;b&gt;Jane Eyre &amp;ndash; Charlotte Bronte&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &lt;b&gt;Harry Potter series &amp;ndash; JK Rowling&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. To Kill a Mockingbird &amp;ndash; Harper Lee&lt;br /&gt;6. The Bible - various authors&lt;br /&gt;7. &lt;i&gt;Wuthering Heights &amp;ndash; Emily Bronte&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. &lt;b&gt;Nineteen Eighty Four &amp;ndash; George Orwell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;His Dark Materials &amp;ndash; Philip Pullman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Great Expectations &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;11. Little Women &amp;ndash; Louisa M Alcott&lt;br /&gt;12. Tess of the D&apos;Urbervilles &amp;ndash; Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;13. &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Catch 22 &amp;ndash; Joseph Heller&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Complete Works of Shakespeare [well, I&apos;ve read quite a few of the plays and sonnets, but definitely not all!]&lt;br /&gt;16. &lt;b&gt;The Hobbit &amp;ndash; JRR Tolkien&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Birdsong &amp;ndash; Sebastian Faulks&lt;br /&gt;18. Catcher in the Rye &amp;ndash; JD Salinger&lt;br /&gt;19. &lt;b&gt;The Time Traveller&apos;s Wife &amp;ndash; Audrey Niffenegger&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Middlemarch &amp;ndash; George Eliot&lt;br /&gt;21. Gone With The Wind &amp;ndash; Margaret Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;22. The Great Gatsby &amp;ndash; F Scott Fitzgerald&lt;br /&gt;23. Bleak House &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;24. War and Peace &amp;ndash; Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;25. &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Hitch Hiker&apos;s Guide to the Galaxy &amp;ndash; Douglas Adams&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. &lt;i&gt;Brideshead Revisited &amp;ndash; Evelyn Waugh&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Crime and Punishment &amp;ndash; Fyodor Dostoyevsky&lt;br /&gt;28. Grapes of Wrath &amp;ndash; John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;29. &lt;i&gt;Alice in Wonderland &amp;ndash; Lewis Carroll&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. The Wind in the Willows&amp;ndash; Kenneth Grahame&lt;br /&gt;31. &lt;b&gt;An&lt;/b&gt;na Karenina &amp;ndash; Leo Tolstoy (representing the proportion of Anna Karenina that I&apos;ve read...)&lt;br /&gt;32. David Copperfield &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;33. &lt;b&gt;Chronicles of Narnia &amp;ndash; CS Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Emma &amp;ndash; Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;35. Persuasion &amp;ndash; Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;36. &lt;b&gt;The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe &amp;ndash; C.S. Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. The Kite Runner &amp;ndash; Khaled Hosseini&lt;br /&gt;38. &lt;i&gt;Captain Corelli&apos;s Mandolin &amp;ndash; Louis De Bernieres&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Memoirs of a Geisha &amp;ndash; Arthur Golden&lt;br /&gt;40. &lt;b&gt;Winnie the Pooh &amp;ndash; AA Milne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. &lt;i&gt;Animal Farm &amp;ndash; George Orwell&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. &lt;b&gt;The Da Vinci Code &amp;ndash; Dan Brown&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. One Hundred Years of Solitude &amp;ndash; Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney &amp;ndash; John Irving&lt;br /&gt;45. The Woman in White &amp;ndash; Wilkie Collins&lt;br /&gt;46. Anne of Green Gables &amp;ndash; LM Montgomery&lt;br /&gt;47. Far From The Madding Crowd &amp;ndash; Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;48. The Handmaid&apos;s Tale &amp;ndash; Margaret Atwood&lt;br /&gt;49. &lt;b&gt;Lord of the Flies &amp;ndash; William Golding&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. Atonement &amp;ndash; Ian McEwan&lt;br /&gt;51. Life of Pi &amp;ndash; Yann Martel&lt;br /&gt;52. &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dune &amp;ndash; Frank Herbert&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;53. &lt;b&gt;Cold Comfort Farm &amp;ndash; Stella Gibbons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;54. Sense and Sensibility &amp;ndash; Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;55. A Suitable Boy &amp;ndash; Vikram Seth&lt;br /&gt;56. &lt;b&gt;The Shadow of the Wind &amp;ndash; Carlos Ruiz Zafon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;57. A Tale Of Two Cities &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;58. &lt;b&gt;Brave New World &amp;ndash; Aldous Huxley&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59. &lt;b&gt;The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time &amp;ndash; Mark Haddon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60. Love In The Time Of Cholera &amp;ndash; Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;61. &lt;b&gt;Of Mice and Men &amp;ndash; John Steinbeck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;62. Lolita &amp;ndash; Vladimir Nabokov&lt;br /&gt;63. The Secret History &amp;ndash; Donna Tartt&lt;br /&gt;64. The Lovely Bones &amp;ndash; Alice Sebold [I started this, and didn&apos;t like it]&lt;br /&gt;65. &lt;i&gt;Count of Monte Cristo &amp;ndash; Alexandre Dumas&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;66. On The Road &amp;ndash; Jack Kerouac&lt;br /&gt;67. Jude the Obscure &amp;ndash; Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;68. Bridget Jones&apos; Diary &amp;ndash; Helen Fielding&lt;br /&gt;69. Midnight&apos;s Children &amp;ndash; Salman Rushdie&lt;br /&gt;70. Moby Dick &amp;ndash; Herman Melville&lt;br /&gt;71. Oliver Twist &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;72. Dracula &amp;ndash; Bram Stoker&lt;br /&gt;73. The Secret Garden &amp;ndash; Frances Hodgson Burnett&lt;br /&gt;74. Notes From A Small Island &amp;ndash; Bill Bryson&lt;br /&gt;75. &lt;b&gt;U&lt;/b&gt;lysses &amp;ndash; James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;76. The Bell Jar &amp;ndash; Sylvia Plath&lt;br /&gt;77. Swallows and Amazons &amp;ndash; Arthur Ransome&lt;br /&gt;78. Germinal &amp;ndash; Emile&lt;br /&gt;79. Vanity Fair &amp;ndash; William Makepeace Thackeray&lt;br /&gt;80. Possession &amp;ndash; AS Byatt&lt;br /&gt;81. &lt;b&gt;A Christmas Carol &amp;ndash; Charles Dickens&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;82. &lt;b&gt;Cloud Atlas &amp;ndash; David Mitchell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;83. The Color Purple &amp;ndash; Alice Walker&lt;br /&gt;84. The Remains of the Day &amp;ndash; Kazuo Ishiguro&lt;br /&gt;85. Madame Bovary &amp;ndash; Gustave Flaubert&lt;br /&gt;86. A Fine Balance &amp;ndash; Rohinton Mistry&lt;br /&gt;87. &lt;b&gt;Charlotte&apos;s Web &amp;ndash; EB White&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven &amp;ndash; Mitch Albom&lt;br /&gt;89. &lt;i&gt;Adventures of Sherlock Holmes &amp;ndash; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;90. &lt;b&gt;The Faraway Tree Collection &amp;ndash; Enid Blyton&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;91. Heart of Darkness &amp;ndash; Joseph Conrad&lt;br /&gt;92. &lt;b&gt;The Little Prince (Le Petit Prince) &amp;ndash; Antoine De Saint-Exupery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93. &lt;b&gt;T&lt;/b&gt;he Wasp Factory &amp;ndash; Iain Banks&lt;br /&gt;94. Watership Down &amp;ndash; Richard Adams&lt;br /&gt;95. A Confederacy of Dunces &amp;ndash; John Kennedy Toole&lt;br /&gt;96. A Town Like Alice &amp;ndash; Nevil Shute&lt;br /&gt;97. &lt;b&gt;The Three Mu&lt;/b&gt;&lt;i&gt;sketeers &amp;ndash; Alexandre Dumas&lt;/i&gt; (I really should finish it at some point)&lt;br /&gt;98. &lt;i&gt;Hamlet &amp;ndash; William Shakespeare&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;99. &lt;b&gt;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory &amp;ndash; Roald Dahl&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100. Les Miserables &amp;ndash; Victor Hugo</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>They tell of one who tires of all</title>
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  <description>Think I&apos;ve pulled my back somehow. Quite painful. No idea how I did it - my dad&apos;s always had back problems, so I&apos;m generally very careful about lifting things in the correct way and whatnot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well, I imagine it will go away.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:18:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Did you try the doorbell?</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://xkcd.com/530/&quot;&gt;http://xkcd.com/530/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This has to be one of my favourite XKCDs in quite a while.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:42:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>snow</title>
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  <description>As a partial compensation for today being back-to-work day, I awake to a blanket of white covering Cheltenham.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Merry Christmas from Mr. House</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:06:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>In time, I have come to think of you as &apos;people I&apos;ve met&apos;</title>
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  <description>Exciting updates on my life #184:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have fingerless gloves for typing in. Now only the ends of my fingers get cold.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:01:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Lines writ after Taruithorn Fireworks</title>
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  <description>Set to the tune of &apos;Invisible Touch&apos; by Genesis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I&apos;ve been sleeping, sleeping all through the night&lt;br /&gt;Who would have thought I&apos;d wake up to find a bite?&lt;br /&gt;But now I know, I&apos;ve got this latent lycanthropy&lt;br /&gt;Want to chase everything I see&lt;br /&gt;I hear the wolves, they&apos;re howling, howling for me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I seem to have a metaphysical affliction&lt;br /&gt;I see the moon, and slip right out of my skin&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m trying to fight my humanflesh addiction&lt;br /&gt;Show me a vein, and I just want to tuck in...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was just a pleb, I thought my friends were the same&lt;br /&gt;But now they&apos;re scared, and I&apos;m playing a different game&lt;br /&gt;Cause now I know, that there&apos;s this monster inside of me&lt;br /&gt;Want to eat everything I see&lt;br /&gt;And now it seems, they&apos;re hunting, they&apos;re hunting for me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I find I have some lunar based reaction&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m getting hairy, where I&apos;ve never had hair before&lt;br /&gt;Just trying to get me some decent biting action&lt;br /&gt;But there&apos;s some fool who&apos;s left a plant at the door&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s going wrong, they heard me move in the night&lt;br /&gt;My aura&apos;s tainted, I think I&apos;m in for a fight&lt;br /&gt;Cause now they know, that I&apos;ve been eyeing them up with glee&lt;br /&gt;Thinking which shall I have for tea?&lt;br /&gt;I hear the shouts: they&apos;re calling, calling for me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just cause I have this jugular fixation&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s just the moon, it takes control of my brain&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s not my fault, just natural predation&lt;br /&gt;This need to bite you, over and over again...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erm... apologies. Just in general.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:26:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The magical multi-functional widget emporium?</title>
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  <description>So, I actually got around to calling the helpline today, and the upshot is that, as soon as I can actually find my national insurance card, I need to register as self-employed. One of the questions is asking for the name of my business. So, anybody have any cunning suggestions for what I should be called? I&apos;ll be doing largely software engineering for the biodiversity community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All suggestions considered!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:28:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Retroactive transexualism</title>
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  <description>This question arose out of a discussion about bugs on facebook. We were discussing whether, if one changes one&apos;s sex on facebook, status messages from prior to the change should be altered to reflect the new status. That is, should a sex change be applied retroactively. My feeling was that it shouldn&apos;t, in line with most changes of this sort - if I change my name, I would still refer to my older self as my old name, etc. and I think that this is the legal perspective. However, the chap I was talking to suggested that he thought those he knew who&apos;d gone through the change would prefer it to be taken retroactively, which perhaps does make sense if it&apos;s seen more as a legal acceptance after the fact of something which was already the case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lot of people on here have a lot more exerience and knowledge about issues like this, however, so I thought I&apos;d ask and see what your views are.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:19:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>And gold lace to make me apparel</title>
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  <description>So, am coming into Oxford to attend &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_e_pepys&apos; lj:user=&apos;e_pepys&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://e-pepys.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://e-pepys.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;e_pepys&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s election night party. I have to leave in about 15 minutes to get the bus. The party starts at 22:30. It occurs to me that I should see whether anybody feels like doing anything in the 5 or so hours between getting to Oxford and going to the party. Of course, it also occurs that I should have charged my phone, which has a dead battery. I am not especially... no, I can&apos;t really remember what it was going to say there. Suffices to say, if anybody does feel like doing anything in the next 10 minutes, let me know. Or I will possibly have some charge on my phone at some point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rose says I should &apos;just make the damn post&apos;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ETA: Am meeting &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_footnotetoplato&apos; lj:user=&apos;footnotetoplato&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://footnotetoplato.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://footnotetoplato.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;footnotetoplato&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:00:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>As the fading light illuminates the mercenary&apos;s creed</title>
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  <description>Birmingham has had snow, apparently. We now have some snow here, though I doubt it will settle, as it&apos;s been raining for the past few hours. How fares Oxenford?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>but the master of the house is far away</title>
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  <description>So, actually sort-of-employed at the moment, which is nice. Well, technically, atm I&apos;m waiting for an email to come through with login details for the server I&apos;m meant to be working on, until which I can&apos;t do much, but.... Doing some freelance work for the chap I&apos;ve worked for the past few summers, and with another chap down in Dorset in the same sort of business. It&apos;s actually very nice to be back doing work again, rather than sitting at home all day doing nothing (although technically the work involves sitting at home all day, as well...). If all goes well, I have a couple of days work now, then should have about a month and a half&apos;s worth of work from sometime next week, and a further three months&apos; after Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only sort-of-employed, because I&apos;m not actually sure exactly how the financial side is going to roll out. Have a horrifying suspicion I&apos;m going to have to become self-employed, and thus saddled with self-assessment and all that malarkey for years. Should really find out about this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Titus and Zeno have grown, rather! They have an annoying tendency to jump onto the bed in the wee hours of the morning and wake us up by walking across our faces, which we&apos;re not very happy about. The plan to evict them from the bedroom failed about an hour after it began when I felt too mean, and Zeno was meowing plaintivitely outside the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shall be very jealous if you Oxford people get snow...</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Spore</title>
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  <description>In my last post, when I mentioned that Spore would run under linux (details of which can be found &lt;a href=&quot;http://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=version&amp;amp;iId=13652&quot;&gt; here&lt;/a&gt;, btw - basically, if you compile the git version of wine and turn the lighting down to the lowest level, it should all work), &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_footnotetoplato&apos; lj:user=&apos;footnotetoplato&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://footnotetoplato.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://footnotetoplato.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;footnotetoplato&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; asked whether it was worthwhile. Which is an interesting question, and one that I felt might merit a post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ultimately, to save anybody who just wants an answer and not to hear me waffling, yes, it is worthwhile. It&apos;s not an unequivocal yes, however. Spore is a game that tries to be a lot of things, and fails to be... some of them. In others, it does very well. The problem is, one gets the impression that if it had tried less to be the things it fails in, it could have done the ones it does well &lt;i&gt;brilliantly&lt;/i&gt;. It also feels rather rough, and could perhaps have done with another few months of testing, but that&apos;s by the by, really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As must be massively publicised by now, it&apos;s a game in five stages: cell, creature, tribal, civilisation, and space. The fact that there&apos;s such a wide disparity in the amount of effort put into and fun got out of these stages has to be one of the game&apos;s weakest points - it&apos;s obvious that comparatively little thought got put into the tribal and civilisation phases, and it shows. The cell stage, though, to begin with, is great fun. Much after the theme of Flow, you swim around a primordial ocean, eating things smaller than you, running away from things bigger than you, and gradually growing larger yourself. You can make yourself look outlandish, but not too much, and there&apos;s only a limited selection of parts. It doesn&apos;t really matter, though, it&apos;s fun anyway, and relatively short.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The creature phase is where the game really comes into its own, though. There&apos;s clearly some clever stuff going on in the algorithms that sort out the movement and dynamics of the creatures, and it shows. Designing your creature isn&apos;t a case of &apos;pick a head&apos;, &apos;pick a body&apos;, there&apos;s some cool stuff you can do, and you can make some quite outlandish creations. It&apos;s really fun. Out of the water now, you have to roam around, making friends with or genociding all the other species which have crawled out of the water. Different parts will give you differing abilities - fixing a spike to your tail will let you strike things, for example; wings will let you glide. There are a few restrictions - Spore eschews anything that isn&apos;t bifold symmetrical, for example - and a few bugs - if you&apos;ve mostly eaten vegetation as a cell, but retain omnivorous mouthparts from your cell phase, you can continue to eat meat, but you won&apos;t get the option to add any different omnivorous mouthparts - my winged dinosaur-type creature spent its life with a proboscis sticking out of its beak. And there are areas when you think they&apos;ve clearly missed a trick. You may make your creature as outlandish as you like, but it won&apos;t actually have much impact on how the game plays. Getting better at charging just means that when you click the &apos;charge&apos; button, it does more damage. Dancing and singing are only engaged in the little mini-game of impressing the other tribes. Wings are an exception - they noticably change how you can move, which is good, rather than just being a speed increaser. Towards the end of the creature phase, it seems to tilt the balance such that new species you meet will be more likely to have a natural disposition against you, and attack you on sight. With my Jump 4 and Glide 5, and a little timing, I could soar down, grab their DNA samples (in skeletons from extinct creatures) and leap back into the sky before they had time to react.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With all the work that went into the dynamics of the creatures, however, would it have been much more effort to use a realistic physics engine for the gameplay? Later on, in the space stage, one can terraform planets from large bodies to small moons, but there&apos;s no mention of differing gravities. It&apos;s possible to tone up and down the musculature of your creature, but this doesn&apos;t have any effect. How hard to have a weight system and realistic movement impediments based on it? If I hit a tiny chicken with my armoured rhinocerous type creature off of a charge, it should go flying, not sit there with stars around its head. If I can hit it at all - it should be able to flap off to the side whilst I go charging into the next tree. Designing creatures is fun, but they&apos;re selling the Creature Creator part by itself for about £10 - what I&apos;d like is a game that reacts in a meaningful way to the creatures I create, rather than a game that gives me pretty backgrounds to look at them in. Of course, I&apos;d like that too....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Expand the creature phase with a realistic physics engine and you&apos;d have an instant successful FPS (although that should probably be First Person Slasher, or Spitter, given the context). Add something more of a plot and you&apos;d be on your way to an intriguing RPG. Drop the tribal phase and incorporate some meaningful interaction with the other packs and you&apos;d have a much better version of Spore. Because, to be frank, the tribal phase is rather naff. You lose the ability to modify your creature and gain the ability to dress it in some clothes, which is much less fun. The clothes are mostly designed for bipedal creatures with forward facing eyes, and don&apos;t really fit anything else. My avian had a face mask fastened atop its beak and a hat somewhere down its back, for the (dubious) social/combat benefits they give you when dealing with other tribes. Again, you have to make friends with or destroy them, and the way to make friends is to give them gifts and then perform for them, responding to audience requests by hitting the right buttons. It&apos;s dull. Enough said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Likewise the civilisation phase, though it&apos;s a bit more fun. You now gain the ability to design your buildings and vehicles. It&apos;s been done before, it&apos;s basically Paint! the Game. You can make come fun looking things, but the game doesn&apos;t react in any meaningful way to them, and there&apos;s no interesting dynamics or anything as there was in the creature phase. The game is (have you guessed it yet?) to ally with or conquer the other tribes on the planet. It&apos;s basically civilisation, which is where the problem lies, really. You could be playing civilisation, which is a much better game. Hell, in Alpha Centurai I could even design my own vehicles, so there&apos;s that aspect plugged. Even the designers seem to realise you&apos;ll get bored of it quickly - once you&apos;ve conquered a certain number of cities, your last &apos;superpower&apos; will become available, depending on how you played the tribal phase. Mine was some sort of rapture ability, with the description of &apos;Converts all cities&apos;. I assumed it might mean of one other tribe, so I tried it, to find that all the other cities became mine. Bang! Instant progress to the next stage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The space phase clearly has a lot more work put into it, and it&apos;s where the game starts to get fun again. One thing that it has put to me: the Galaxy is big. There are thousands of stars, there. It&apos;s really, really big. Massive. Too massive for the amount of micro-management they make you do. Sorry, I was going to talk about how the space phase is fun, and it is, sort of an EV:Nova cross with Master of Orion. Actually, could do with some of the plots from EV:Nova... but instead they bog you down with micro-management. The role you&apos;re meant to play isn&apos;t really well-defined here. Are you the leader of your people, or are you a starship captain? The ranks you have to go up start with things like &apos;Commodore&apos; and &apos;Admiral&apos;, and go up to things like &apos;The All-Powerful&apos;, as in &apos;The All-Powerful Diocletian Empire&apos;. If I&apos;m a starship captain, why am I required to build all the buildings on every planet? If I&apos;m leader of the people, why can&apos;t I assign some of those other starships I see flying about to protect my planets, rather than calling me back from somewhere that&apos;s taken me 15 minutes to get to (because the galaxy is Really Big) because there are pirates raiding spice? I&apos;d rather one or the other (and I&apos;d rather be a starship captain), but the combination is just annoying. Depending on your relations with other empires, every few minutes you&apos;ll be called to some planet to sort out pirates or invaders or to sort out an ecological disaster - flying around shooting &apos;infected&apos; animals. Having these sorts of things as missions would be good, or even a proximity system - if you pass within a few systems of where something is happening, it would notify you - calling anyone who can help, etc. Being called from the centre of the galaxy to deal with an infection in a herd of Booples isn&apos;t fun. Later in the game, you can get devices to assist with such problems, such as an Uber-turret which flies around defending the planet. You still get called, though, only when you turn up there&apos;s nothing there because the turret has blown everything up. And you still get berated if you choose not to show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, however, it&apos;s a fun game. Now what would be nice would be if Maxis open-sourced the code for the creature dynamics so that things like a physics engine could be written for them. And guess what the next creature I&apos;m going to design will be? That&apos;s right, a flying pig.</description>
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